Taken; 05022014, bitches
- [MSG:] If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
- [MSG:] You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
- [MSG:] I woke up with your vibrator in my face.
- [MSG:] You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home.
- [MSG:] Worst. Concert. Ever!
- [MSG:] If attempting to analyze everything I know about a random hottie I saw on the street in order to figure out where they work so I can find them and ask them out makes me creepy then FINE I’m creepy.
- [MSG:] Your mugshot was very sexy.
- [MSG:] In case you’re wondering what I’m doing, I’ll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
- [MSG:] Only 3 more weeks until I can legally tap that ass.
- [MSG:] I can now add “yelled at my two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments.
- [MSG:] Okay, final update: I’m grounded.
- [MSG:] TBH, if I had mind-control powers, I’d just use them to make strangers do big choreographed musical numbers in the street with me.
- [MSG:] We didn’t mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
- [MSG:] How do you accidentally order twelve pounds of lube?
- [MSG:] What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
- [MSG:] The brownie started to kick in before I finished the essay… it became a race against my own increasing intoxication.
- [MSG:] Where are all the sour patch parents?
- [MSG:] Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
- [MSG:] Everything I know about sex, I learned from fanfiction.
- [MSG:] And by “single” I mean “slutty.”
- [MSG:] You are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
- [MSG:] NO I AM A CREATURE OF ANOTHER REALM. I DEMAND RESPECT!
- [MSG:] Okay, so when guys hug a girl, can you feel our boobs?
- [MSG:] It was for science!
- [MSG:] I asked my Italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.
- [MSG:] Yeah, okay, someone “came upon you,” but I don’t think it was the Lord.
- [MSG:] She’s legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
- [MSG:] Would sucking your own dick feel like sucking a dick or having your dick sucked?
- [MSG:] Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.
- [MSG:] Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
- [MSG:] My sister is 16 and she’s running a blackmail Mafia.
- [MSG:] Autocorrect makes me feel like it was honestly created to get people to stop texting each other.
- [MSG:] I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can’t tell. Best party ever.
[✉ ↳ Junhong] How about we meet up at Coex Mall? We should go window shopping together!
[✉ → Mint] Window shopping is one of my favorite things to do, next to observing people. I’m totally up for this!
I thought you were singing my group song but then there’s something something japanese and oh— akb48..?
exactly. I was going to sing 2ne1 songs so lemme think of… Please don’t go, nae gyeotae stay. Oneul bammaneun honja itgi sileo
Random karaoke is the best karaoke.
one two three four
I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I NEED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
SOMETHING SOMETHING IN JAPANESE
[sms] deh, it’s not too far. i can make it ^-^
[txt] oh, i’m so glad! so tell me when you are ready and i’ll be waiting for you outside
[sms] Ok, do that then. It might not be too far, who knows.
[txt] soooo, is it okay for you? ._.
… Dude, I might be.
Now I see you doing cosplay of Chii from Chobits.