impos amini

Zelo from B.A.P. '96
Mokpo representative
Taken; 05022014, bitches

Tagged: #.t

text message starters: part 8

cillianhelps:

  • [MSG:] If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
  • [MSG:] You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
  • [MSG:] I woke up with your vibrator in my face.
  • [MSG:] You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home.
  • [MSG:] Worst. Concert. Ever!
  • [MSG:] If attempting to analyze everything I know about a random hottie I saw on the street in order to figure out where they work so I can find them and ask them out makes me creepy then FINE I’m creepy.
  • [MSG:] Your mugshot was very sexy.
  • [MSG:] In case you’re wondering what I’m doing, I’ll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
  • [MSG:] Only 3 more weeks until I can legally tap that ass.
  • [MSG:] I can now add “yelled at my two priests at once” to my list of accomplishments.
  • [MSG:] Okay, final update: I’m grounded.
  • [MSG:] TBH, if I had mind-control powers, I’d just use them to make strangers do big choreographed musical numbers in the street with me.
  • [MSG:] We didn’t mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
  • [MSG:] How do you accidentally order twelve pounds of lube?
  • [MSG:] What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
  • [MSG:] The brownie started to kick in before I finished the essay… it became a race against my own increasing intoxication.
  • [MSG:] Where are all the sour patch parents?
  • [MSG:] Women can fake orgasms, but men can fake love.
  • [MSG:] Everything I know about sex, I learned from fanfiction.
  • [MSG:] And by “single” I mean “slutty.”
  • [MSG:] You are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
  • [MSG:] NO I AM A CREATURE OF ANOTHER REALM. I DEMAND RESPECT!
  • [MSG:] Okay, so when guys hug a girl, can you feel our boobs?
  • [MSG:] It was for science!
  • [MSG:] I asked my Italian grandfather if the rough parts of Italy were called the spaghetto and he looked at me with so much shame.
  • [MSG:] Yeah, okay, someone “came upon you,” but I don’t think it was the Lord.
  • [MSG:] She’s legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
  • [MSG:] Would sucking your own dick feel like sucking a dick or having your dick sucked?
  • [MSG:] Probably should have proposed right on the spot, but whatever.
  • [MSG:] Can I add the story about how me and one of my partners had a very enthralling discussion about deserts while I was on top of him?
  • [MSG:] My sister is 16 and she’s running a blackmail Mafia.
  • [MSG:] Autocorrect makes me feel like it was honestly created to get people to stop texting each other.
  • [MSG:] I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can’t tell. Best party ever.

6:00 am

Tagged: #games; #q;

maxiiminty:

[✉ ↳ Junhong] How about we meet up at Coex Mall? We should go window shopping together! 

[✉ → Mint] Window shopping is one of my favorite things to do, next to observing people. I’m totally up for this!

12:50 am

chaexnel:

I thought you were singing my group song but then there’s something something japanese and oh— akb48..?

exactly. I was going to sing 2ne1 songs so lemme think of… Please don’t go, nae gyeotae stay. Oneul bammaneun honja itgi sileo

8:33 pm

chaexnel:

What- No.

Random karaoke is the best karaoke.
So

one

two

one two three four

I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

I NEED YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

SOMETHING SOMETHING IN JAPANESE

HEAVYYYYY ROOOOOOOOTAAAAAATION

8:17 pm

Tagged: #chaexnel #r;

hyolynn:

[sms] deh, it’s not too far. i can make it ^-^

[txt] oh, i’m so glad! so tell me when you are ready and i’ll be waiting for you outside

8:05 pm

Tagged: #hyolynn #r;

chaexnel:

… Stop that junjun.

Don’t stop can’t stop until we reach the top.

8:03 pm

Tagged: #chaexnel #r;

Tagged: #.jh #.dh #.rice #ew

hyolynn:

[sms] Ok, do that then. It might not be too far, who knows.

[mms] <map.jpg>

[txt] soooo, is it okay for you? ._.

7:57 pm

Tagged: #hyolynn #sms;

chaexnel:

-Robot’s voice- ….chyeah.

Chiiyeah more likely *wiggles brows*

7:54 pm

Tagged: #chaexnel #r;

Tagged: #sb;

chaexnel:

… Dude, I might be.

Now I see you doing cosplay of Chii from Chobits.

7:49 pm

Tagged: #chaexnel #r;

Tagged: #sb;

chaexnel:

Heart? What do you mean, I don’t have it, not anymore. -stares out the window, dramatic song playing at the background-

Why are you still alive, then? *squints eyes at you suspiciously, arms crossed against his chest* Are you a cyborg, then? 

7:38 pm

Tagged: #chaexnel #r;